If you build a fort with me, I’ll let you fuck me in it.
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
it could also be things from the other side.
good luck figuring out witch one
bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.
You all know how I crocheted the “Chloe We’re Going to Disneyland” doll a few weeks back?
Well Chloe’s mother just contacted me and expressed her excitement that I created the doll and ordered one of her own.
Like..On a scale of cool things that have happened to me recently, this is pretty high up on the list.